An octopus pretending to be a coconut.

Geroge Best died today. It was a shame because he was a football legend in the 70's, and he had wall to wall charisma. What got on my wick was the media coverage; they were like vultures circling a carcass...
All of the news broadcasts were saying, "Well, he's not dead yet, but we'll tell you when he is".. They probably hired a hitman because the anticipation was too much.
Well, enough said. Good luck if there is an afterlife George.